SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS - The Weirdest Christmas Movie You've Never Seen

23 dec. 2020
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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians? More like "martians conquer santa and send him back because they found a different one"
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  • I’ve seen it I think

    Monkey D. LuffyMonkey D. LuffyAcum 4 Zile
  • 8:30 - The newspaper headline misspelled "Kidnapped".

    Blake StoneBlake StoneAcum 5 Zile
  • Ass-nose! And the masters of the universe!!

    OctraneOctraneAcum 6 Zile
  • Yo Christmas with the cranks is the greatest Christmas movie. But to each their own.

    OctraneOctraneAcum 6 Zile

    Megalon9631Megalon9631Acum 7 Zile
  • 11:40 me at 2 am

    Tex BaumannTex BaumannAcum 14 Zile
  • Kemstar

    Jhon williamJhon williamAcum 18 Zile
  • Ummm... millions of people (literally millions) have seen this movie. It's called "Mystery Science Theater 3000". It was an episode AND their theatrical release. A little research would have gone a long way on this one, brother.

    conjugations M8conjugations M8Acum 22 Zile
  • Alien vs predator looks very different

    Gracie RoseGracie RoseAcum 23 Zile
  • I saw this movie through Mystery Science Theater 3000.

    Marshall HufferMarshall HufferAcum lună
  • Every mst3k fan.... You have t seen this???

    Ev LloydEv LloydAcum lună
  • i’m only 15 nd i’ve seen this

    Sean!Sean!Acum lună
  • I saw this in theatre, ngl. We had a local movie theatre turned into an events venue. They showed it one time cuz it public domain. Hilarious

    Grant DickeyGrant DickeyAcum lună

    BreakMyCurseBreakMyCurseAcum lună
  • You're gonna love Power Ranger

    Samantha HonemanSamantha HonemanAcum lună
  • I have seen this used to have the vhs tape of it or an equally similar and terrible movie no yeah this was it

    Jacob MossJacob MossAcum lună
  • One of the Martian kids was played by Pia Zadora, who would go on to star in two Razzie winning movies, Butterfly and The Lonely Lady.

    ginnrollins211ginnrollins211Acum lună
  • I used to watch this every single year when I was a kid it was 50 cents at target

    jake wjake wAcum 2 luni
  • 11:11 so this is just a prequel to Mars Needs Moms?

    Cade CopeCade CopeAcum 2 luni
  • I think they call him dropo or however you spell his name because he’s a dropout.

    The_weird_human CreatureThe_weird_human CreatureAcum 2 luni
  • Holy shit, ive binge watched ur videos all days, how on earth do i not know about your chan, enjoying so much 🤣🤣

    Kyle HughesKyle HughesAcum 2 luni
  • I haven't seen it but I have heard of it.

    Sir DankleberrySir DankleberryAcum 2 luni
  • what

    milk gang boimilk gang boiAcum 2 luni
  • Holy sh*t it's elvis the Santa

    samethingaboutgamingandlegossamethingaboutgamingandlegosAcum 2 luni
  • I'm so sorry about the conquering and enslavement of your people Elvis the alien

    Jakob AJakob AAcum 2 luni
  • This was made the year my mom was born.

    Clodbusting1987Clodbusting1987Acum 2 luni
  • seen it

    datnerd rabbitdatnerd rabbitAcum 2 luni
  • I have seen this, a few times. With riffing too! It was viewed via Mystery Science Theater 3000. You should check it out, they make it all better. I promise.

    JuliaJuliaAcum 2 luni
  • I vaguely remember watching this movie with my Dad as a kid, we used to watch crappy movies together along with my brother lmao. All the sharknado movies, mega shark vs giant octopus type movies too😭

    Mela KMMela KMAcum 2 luni
  • that annoying music reminds me of the starwars holiday special

    Pandora & FriendsPandora & FriendsAcum 2 luni
  • I never watched movies much as a kid... but this one This one I watched

    Anonymous [26490]Anonymous [26490]Acum 2 luni
  • like a Martian ~LIL B

    Khristian ColemanKhristian ColemanAcum 2 luni
  • I had add abaut women bobs jow they feed their child

    srpsko carstvosrpsko carstvoAcum 2 luni
  • 8:31 so is nobody gonna comment that the articles says Kidnaped and not Kidnapped? No clue why I noticed this..

    The Dark EnigmaThe Dark EnigmaAcum 2 luni
  • I actually have seen this, it’s a family tradition to watch this every Christmas

    Dino GuyDino GuyAcum 2 luni
  • I thought I dreamt this entire movie. Glad to know it’s real and I’m not crazy.

    Abbey RiberioAbbey RiberioAcum 2 luni
  • I’ve actually seen this before

    Bruh MomentBruh MomentAcum 2 luni

  • I remember watching this movie with friends after finding it in the pile of junk we found in my dead grandmothers room, we would pause every 30 minutes and recap the shit we'd seen xD

    Alexander BellowsAlexander BellowsAcum 2 luni
  • I’ve seen it!

    Evan BrownEvan BrownAcum 2 luni
  • Next time you review a Christmas movie review Once Upon a Time at Christmas that movie was so bad it hurt.

    lil smokelil smokeAcum 2 luni
  • Saw this on MST3K years ago, was a great episode!

    Pink-PerfectionPink-PerfectionAcum 2 luni
  • I have seen this! I was really young, like five or six, so I only have snippets of memory, but my parents had this on betamax. I wasn't even sure until I saw some of the clips.

    William JonesWilliam JonesAcum 2 luni
  • The fact that this movie and "A Serbian Film" exist in the same universe just shows why humanity is an absolute circus.

    Caleb BarkerCaleb BarkerAcum 2 luni
  • Elvis check out “Silent night, Deadly night”

    RobertRobertAcum 2 luni
  • I remember seeing this on MST3K when I was younger, hot damn

    String BonesString BonesAcum 2 luni
  • "Kidnaped"!? Seriously!? 🤣

    Soul MechanicsSoul MechanicsAcum 2 luni
  • I love four christmases!

    MrPariahMrPariahAcum 2 luni
  • My dad showed this to me last Christmas as a joke

    SpeedoCheetoSpeedoCheetoAcum 2 luni
  • You know..... I saw this movie 2 years ago... I tried to erase my memories::

    RevanRevanAcum 2 luni
  • Mystery Science Theater 3000 did this movie when Joel was the host. So, I am very familiar with it. It's available free on ROones. Check it out.

    Myke GaynorMyke GaynorAcum 2 luni
  • Maybe Christmas Chronicals?

  • There's an awesome Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode where they watch this movie. It's amazing

    Mumzly04Mumzly04Acum 2 luni
  • I'm surprised other people have seen this. Only watched this once, with my family and grandparents during Christmas. Shit was weird. But I remember having angel food cake, so it was all good

    guardian TKOguardian TKOAcum 2 luni
  • you should check out ice spiders... it is sort of a horror movie but i doesn't have anything to do with sex

    Camden ChowCamden ChowAcum 2 luni
  • star wars spinoffs?

    Jack LehmanJack LehmanAcum 2 luni
  • Unfortunately, I have seen this movie 😞 my in-laws are weird people...

    Amy GoodmanAmy GoodmanAcum 2 luni
  • I’ve heard of this, just because of MST3K

    G’joob CarG’joob CarAcum 2 luni
  • He had the chance to start with: "Hello guys, I'm ELF-is the alien but instead he said Elvis the SANTA? wtf.

    Leviathan FilmsLeviathan FilmsAcum 2 luni
  • The video is so bad I could barely get through this video, but I did it for you, Elvis.

    DeanDeanAcum 3 luni
  • Funny Story, I have seen this movie, a LOT. Me and my family watch this every year on X-mas eve, we found it from MST3K.

    NIXNIXAcum 3 luni
  • Mst3k did this movie hilarious

    Царь Николай IIЦарь Николай IIAcum 3 luni
  • Surprising lack of conquering for a movie titled “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”

    Reid MeinertReid MeinertAcum 3 luni
  • Stop watching earth TV and go and mutilate some cattle like a normal kid martian.........sheeeeeesh

    EkanstepracEkanstepracAcum 3 luni
  • Not an ass-nose.. that is a scrotum nose!

    Queen Cersei LannisterQueen Cersei LannisterAcum 3 luni
  • Thanks killing.

    Nick CosentinoNick CosentinoAcum 3 luni
  • What the

    PS2 GamerPS2 GamerAcum 3 luni
  • That was supposed to be my job but ok

    The doom SlayerThe doom SlayerAcum 3 luni
  • I actually watched it in 6th grade..

    Danny DuncanDanny DuncanAcum 3 luni
  • Oh Elvis... you must be so dishonored by Santa taking your home and people. Dont worry dude. Dont worry

    Five HargreevesFive HargreevesAcum 3 luni
  • Santa: what do you call a green marshmello...a marshinmello. *Starts cooking the mashin on a stick over a fire*

    Unnamed GamerUnnamed GamerAcum 3 luni
  • I saw this two years ago xd it wasn’t all that bad if you like old shows very funny

    Jesse WhiteJesse WhiteAcum 3 luni
  • What's that movie with Santa and jesus fighting muhammad ali I think, I'll look it up and fix this

    Anthony SalernoAnthony SalernoAcum 3 luni
    • One more fun fack, the meme "nightmare file" may have been first used to describe this movie in a 'mystery science theater 3000' tv series. Crow T. Robot calls an animatronic Santa "some good old-fashioned nightmare fuel"

      Anthony SalernoAnthony SalernoAcum 3 luni
    • Found it ,, Santa Claus (1959 film) I think, no muhammad ali or jesus but the devil and space santa uses child slaves to force children to love him again basically. "Santa works in outer space and does battle with a demon named Pitch", "Santa's child workers alert him to these events."(talking of what lucifer is doing to the children of earth), and of course "Merlin the wizard, Santa's most trusted assistant" comes in several important times. Absolutely a classic, check out the wiki at least, but if you don't believe me listen to the words of Jim vorel "This movie just defies any attempt to understand it. It’s like something you would see in the depths of a violent fever dream." Sorry for being to lazy to fix the "clickbait" muhammad ali and jesus

      Anthony SalernoAnthony SalernoAcum 3 luni
  • I remember this from Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Their riffs are classic.

    Slitherywriter1Slitherywriter1Acum 3 luni
  • Phew! Good thing the Martians went to north pole, no real Santas in north pole..

    elite reptilianelite reptilianAcum 3 luni
  • I’ve actually seen this one. My sister randomly found it on tv one Christmas.

    King DonutKing DonutAcum 3 luni
  • Lol i love Home Alone 3 and Four Christmases - Xmas movies are not supposed to be taken seriously come on now guys.

    masser4555masser4555Acum 3 luni
  • I saw this when I was little...jesus christ!

    YEET the Gargantuan LeviathanYEET the Gargantuan LeviathanAcum 3 luni
  • 13:40 well watching this film on acid seems like the best way to experience it ngl

    Klara xKat_KKlara xKat_KAcum 3 luni
  • I've seen it actually haha the mystery science theater 3000 rendition 🤣

    Hannah PhillipsHannah PhillipsAcum 3 luni

    Lorelei CatherineLorelei CatherineAcum 3 luni
  • Christmas with the kranks is awesome.

    Brittany RuggieroBrittany RuggieroAcum 3 luni
  • So..... This movie is basically nightmare before Christmas with aliens. Gotcha.

    Diomid BurlyaevDiomid BurlyaevAcum 3 luni
  • Zombeavers!!!

    Jacob PickeringJacob PickeringAcum 3 luni

    Kazziie AnnKazziie AnnAcum 3 luni
  • santa hitting up the devils lettuce.....i know those chuckles

    BuRn uBuRn uAcum 3 luni
  • 3 words: cowboys vs. aliens

    prosecutor of fetus launching.prosecutor of fetus launching.Acum 3 luni
  • 2:02 dinosaur shit

    SaltyHQSaltyHQAcum 3 luni
  • "y is there only 2 alien genders this offends me"....just wait till thay find this movie...

    parental advisoryparental advisoryAcum 3 luni
    • @TheAngryHolmesian it's a joke...

      parental advisoryparental advisoryAcum 3 luni
    • .. Really dude?

      TheAngryHolmesianTheAngryHolmesianAcum 3 luni
  • When I was younger I had a dvd with old Christmas movies and that was one of them!

    Mathieu DalcourtMathieu DalcourtAcum 3 luni
  • 8:32

    i kaiju 3000i kaiju 3000Acum 3 luni
  • Anyone who watches MST3K knows about this nightmare of a film.

    RuthRuthAcum 3 luni
  • Next Christmas movie should be Die Hard

    NOOTNOOTAcum 3 luni
  • My dad actually watched this as a kid he said it was boring I asked for details he said nothing

    Elijah y e sElijah y e sAcum 3 luni
  • What do i watch in cristrmas: My friend: are you okay

    Julius BarodzisasJulius BarodzisasAcum 3 luni
  • “Ho, ho, ho, I’m Elvis the hoe!”

    JamJamAcum 3 luni
  • this was a nice 14th birthday gift

    Angelisa GioAngelisa GioAcum 3 luni
  • I just have to say: My parents made me watch this, like, a while ago. I remembered one thing and one thing only from the entire film: FOOD PILLS.

    Dragoon 5672Dragoon 5672Acum 3 luni
  • Wait, they said they need Santa for the toys, but they have a machine that makes toys. So they didn't need Santa at all, anyone can just press the buttons

    Justin CarsonJustin CarsonAcum 3 luni
  • I have this film on dvd...

    Patrick HoskinPatrick HoskinAcum 3 luni