THE VELOCIPASTOR - A Movie So Stupid I Fell In Love With It

19 mai. 2020
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don't mess with dinodoug the velocipastor unless you plan on getting ninjured

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  • This is the most random movie

    balota Cristibalota CristiAcum o Zi
  • Black ninja? More like ninga

    Killa' BoyKilla' BoyAcum o Zi
  • Well, Catholic, but yeah

    Darth VaderDarth VaderAcum 2 Zile
  • Hahahaha "Ninjured" Nuff said.

    MandibularMandibularAcum 2 Zile
  • Another thing, why did Doug kill Sam with so much rage and hate?

    SKANESKANEAcum 2 Zile
  • "Go where God won't follow" is just a fancy way of saying go to hell.

    aesthetic rexaesthetic rexAcum 2 Zile
  • Doug the Priest turns into dinosaur... Diego Brando wants to know your location.

    SweatHead 1000SweatHead 1000Acum 2 Zile
  • Christian, Australian ninjas that come from China. That makes sense

    RespectablePantherRespectablePantherAcum 4 Zile
  • This is my favorite movie lmao I found it on amazon prime and I didn't regret watching it haha

    Mason Not JasonMason Not JasonAcum 4 Zile
  • This ninja camp looks like lame larping

    DarthLesbian420DarthLesbian420Acum 4 Zile
  • Oh Shit I know the exorcist dude, it's a singer Aurelio Voltaire, he made this movie, yeah it sucks, but his music actually pretty good

    Cat PooCat PooAcum 5 Zile
  • Frankie fuckin mermaid deserves an Oscar

    JohnnyPebel On QuackJohnnyPebel On QuackAcum 5 Zile
  • FrAnKiE MeRmAiD

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  • I heard there is a new movie: The Bishop-pod

    Sgt. FoleySgt. FoleyAcum 6 Zile
  • wait wait wait wait wait *stingrays can jump out of the water?!*

    WhiteCourtainWhiteCourtainAcum 6 Zile
  • Wow how brilliant 😉

    Steven CareySteven CareyAcum 6 Zile
  • Horn? Elvis. That’s a tooth.

    Moose ManMoose ManAcum 7 Zile
  • That Dough character looks like director Eli Roth.

    Vlado BusterVlado BusterAcum 7 Zile
  • Wait He turns into a T rex but the movies title makes it seem like he turns into a velociraptor what the fuck??

    Bailey KingBailey KingAcum 7 Zile
  • Priest school would of sounds better

    Soul MadnessSoul MadnessAcum 7 Zile
  • I am an original Christian. I can say with authority that Christian Ninjas are referred to as Chrinjas.

    BeQuickBeQuickAcum 8 Zile
  • 11:57 reminds me of the scene from nightmare on elm street where the love interest (not Rodd the jock) get liquefied and they carry him out in a bucket

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  • The part 7 live action looking good

    doge creeper_173doge creeper_173Acum 8 Zile
  • Frankie Mermaid looks & behaves exactly like Dax Herrera.

    Casvál AznableCasvál AznableAcum 8 Zile
  • China = God is not there? Wtf is this movie lmao

    pixelantpixelantAcum 8 Zile
  • 14:52 Why is the eyepatch over his glasses?

    Micael Chinatsu MakiMicael Chinatsu MakiAcum 8 Zile
  • 10:38 is this uncle ben and peter scene from spiderman 2?

    Ders snek in me bootsDers snek in me bootsAcum 9 Zile
  • Eh I believe in god and I believe dinosaurs existed. If theirs physical proof can’t do much ‘bout it. I believe the 7 days (I think it was 7) he was building the world and the universe were actually billions upon billions of years. That would explain dinosaurs existence.

    The bean squad Ring leaderThe bean squad Ring leaderAcum 10 Zile
  • me: The perfect movie does not exis- me: Oh, wait! I found it.

    Special NarrativesSpecial NarrativesAcum 11 Zile
  • This whole movie is a Jojo reference

    Cheese ManCheese ManAcum 11 Zile
  • Damn Diego Brando is now a pastor

    Mr. SealsonMr. SealsonAcum 11 Zile
  • Ninja+Christ=Crinjas

    You Know You`re Wrong, RightYou Know You`re Wrong, RightAcum 12 Zile
  • this movie is and a joke and it knows that, so they just make it more ridiculous. i love it

    Zamasu NingenZamasu NingenAcum 12 Zile
  • I got to see this movie. This movieseems to be very stupid on purpose. And I love it

    William WalkerWilliam WalkerAcum 12 Zile
  • Yo! I fucking love Elvis’ sense of humor. I like how weird and dark both PIG and the Alien can get. We’d have some interesting conversations. And I smoke too. Most potheads are cool as fuck and funny.

    William WalkerWilliam WalkerAcum 12 Zile
  • f

  • Even the drone is better than this

    MordcaiMordcaiAcum 13 Zile
  • Frankie Mermaid, possibly the best pimp ever??? This man must be memed..

    Bozzy BadazzBozzy BadazzAcum 13 Zile
  • Gosh you’re so dry humoured and I love it

    Sinister MinisterSinister MinisterAcum 13 Zile
  • F

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  • Looks like Barney finally snapped in his old age: 'I hate you/You hate me/ I'm a crotchless travesty.'

    Riley WilliamsRiley WilliamsAcum 16 Zile
  • This is what happens when weed is legal

    Predator ASAPPredator ASAPAcum 17 Zile
  • This seems like one of my dreams

    Adam RoosAdam RoosAcum 19 Zile
  • 8:45 Honestly I would love to see a romance movie where a girl and a guy are in love but express it purely through the "bro body language", like highfiving and brofisting instead of kissing

    DanariyaDanariyaAcum 20 Zile
  • Stewart looks like john bolton

    Henry the AnimatorHenry the AnimatorAcum 20 Zile
  • The Diego Ova looks kinda strange

    Un Chiste Con Nombre Y VidaUn Chiste Con Nombre Y VidaAcum 20 Zile
  • You look high. But that just makes the review even better!

    Harvester of ShineHarvester of ShineAcum 21 o Zi
  • Don’t you know? This movie was made to set up the newer Jurassic Park films.

    Maus In Da HausMaus In Da HausAcum 21 o Zi
  • This is a masterpiece and I Love it

    You know the rules And so do iYou know the rules And so do iAcum 22 Zile
  • Dude this is a actual movie I TOUGHT IT WAS A MEME

    Funtime Freddy But gone wrongFuntime Freddy But gone wrongAcum 22 Zile
  • She's fine

    LiquidBlack SleepsickLiquidBlack SleepsickAcum 23 Zile
  • That pimp slap was straight out of a Dave Chappelle joke 😂😂😂😂

    E CE CAcum 24 Zile
  • This movie feels like a terrible Netflix adaptation of a equally terrible anime

    エミリーが描くエミリーが描くAcum 24 Zile
  • Nobody: Doug’s face: ⬅️__➡️

    HyeronimusHyeronimusAcum 25 Zile
  • im so mad!! you skipped the part where doug drives to china on a wonky road :'(

    Big AvaBig AvaAcum 25 Zile
  • If Pucci was the user of Scary Monsters

    Steve PensandoSteve PensandoAcum 26 Zile
  • I think this movie was trying to capitalize on the market for “so bad its good movies” that the movies like the room and trolls 2 became so popular from

    Ben MagerBen MagerAcum 26 Zile
  • there was literally an ad for the movie next to the video

    Carson Ryan FilmsCarson Ryan FilmsAcum 27 Zile
  • This is just if a director could shitpost... lol

    Synchronized CellSynchronized CellAcum 28 Zile
  • This is the greatest movie of all time, we need more movies like it. I hope that one day we will be blessed with a sequel dubbed 'The Bratheosorus' where an Atheist is converted to christianity after eating a fossilized leaf and nearly choking to death on it, only to be saved by Dino Jesus.

    Jacob HareJacob HareAcum 28 Zile
  • LOL . My grandma was scrolling through horror movies and she saw the title and we were already laughing .

    Gabriella BrooksGabriella BrooksAcum 28 Zile
  • I like how it’s called Velocapistor yet he’s not pastor

    Thicc McChickenThicc McChickenAcum 29 Zile
  • I watch this movie by myself before I saw this video existed I’m so happy it’s getting the recognition it deserves I’m marrying it in a month

    Serena SebastianSerena SebastianAcum 29 Zile
  • The piece of music in the end was epic

    Tasha KTasha KAcum 29 Zile
  • I love this I honest to God (get it¿) want to know who did this masterpiece and why they havent been awarded every award in the world I love it so much

    Tragedy the tragedyTragedy the tragedyAcum 29 Zile
  • The case for the disc for the movie is literally Jurassic Park+Church+Ninja

    Justin VillamonteJustin VillamonteAcum lună
  • Tbh I found this movie hilarious bc it’s so stupid

    BlockBlockAcum lună
  • This movie is just plain stupid 1: bad acting 2: shit theme and finally shit storyline

    Riley PotterRiley PotterAcum lună
  • What really made this movie as delightful as it was, WAS because they used a practical dinosaur.

    Alvin FlangAlvin FlangAcum lună
  • 3:34 he didn't even slap the girl he just slap the wall for acting i can see it take a look closely

    Niña UdarbeNiña UdarbeAcum lună
  • Are you hurt? "Mostly around the big bloody spot."

    Adam GoetzAdam GoetzAcum lună
  • Remember Hes not a master ninja Hes a master baiter Bad joke but who gives a fuck?

    Zombie_Turtlez 499Zombie_Turtlez 499Acum lună
  • F

    kwgigi 2kwgigi 2Acum lună
  • 9:41 _Oh- _*_oh sure!_*_ They made _*_CRIME 2,_*_ but they cant be bothered to make _*_DOG 2,_*_ or _*_SEX 2,_*_ or _*_BIBLE 2!_*_ Yeah, I see how it is!_

    Edmar FeclerEdmar FeclerAcum lună
  • Zombies Vs Strippers

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  • When the brother pops up it’s like in puss in boots when Humpty Dumpty pops up in the background of a bunch of flashbacks

    Kai Beighley-LarameeKai Beighley-LarameeAcum lună
  • The movie “Devils Pass” cured my failing grades

    Kingsley from Everything is on fireKingsley from Everything is on fireAcum lună
  • So in school we had to practice writing once by writing a completely hilarious story about random stuff. Maybe this movie is similar to that. Like: Its a project where they had to draw like 5 random words from a bag or something and make a movie from them with minimal funding. I mean sounds like a lot of fun and surely is a better way to teach film stuff and improvising than a super serious project. I can imagine that the whole course then sits together and drinks beer and discusses how things are made and everyone has a good laugh.

    katzofantkatzofantAcum lună
  • I've never heard of this before but its the most satirically incredible movie ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Can’t wait to watch this with my friends

    Tabare PereiraTabare PereiraAcum lună
  • Actors: aight we’re done People watching the movie: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

    William WangWilliam WangAcum lună
  • This is such an amazing satire movie.

    oddeyesiesoddeyesiesAcum lună
  • Its almost as if someone read part 7 of jojo's bizarre adventure, got to the scary monsters arc, saw Diego turn into a dinosaur and went..."hey...I should make a movie out of this"

    L.a.W LostSoulL.a.W LostSoulAcum lună
  • This movie is a semi-obscure Jojo Reference

    Miguel PeliaMiguel PeliaAcum lună
  • This movie was so bad that its good..

    Sonam NechenSonam NechenAcum lună
  • live action steel ball run hell yeah

    kakyoin the milf hunterkakyoin the milf hunterAcum lună
  • I'm getting so caught up on him saying dinos didn't exist... cause they are in the Bible so what the hey

    Alicia MolloyAlicia MolloyAcum lună
  • That father Steward looks like John Bolton!

    Mohammad KarimabadMohammad KarimabadAcum lună
  • That sexy vampire man with his tiddies out is Voltaire, a musician

    Earth AngelEarth AngelAcum lună
  • Initial Concept: Low budget satire of Bloody Horror films and Trope heavy Superhero movies at the same time. Fanbase Opinion: JOJO REFERENCE

    Thomas LamsonThomas LamsonAcum lună
  • I want to stop watching this video, BUT I CAN'T.

    samuelju2samuelju2Acum lună
  • White Pucci with Scary Monster Stand

    Akun UntukgameAkun UntukgameAcum lună
  • Part 7 in a nutshel

    Ronan SheridanRonan SheridanAcum lună
  • Movies like this and Sharknado are the absolute worst type of movies to me. Movies that intentionally try to be bad. That's so lame and cheap to me. More respect to Tommy Wiseau for making the piece of shit that he did and failing spectacularly.

    Jerrell SimmonsJerrell SimmonsAcum lună

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  • It’s not that his dick is gone, he just has a velocipussy.

    gracejordan110gracejordan110Acum lună
  • DIO from steel ball run. Finds Jesus. 🤣

    fire spiter the flame eaterfire spiter the flame eaterAcum lună
  • This is the best ad for Christianity I've seen in years

    Tarif WasiTarif WasiAcum lună
  • Where can I watch this movie

    Alex KAlex KAcum lună
  • So these ninjas are straight up speaking chinese as japanese ninjas

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