THE VELOCIPASTOR - A Movie So Stupid I Fell In Love With It

19 mai. 2020
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don't mess with dinodoug the velocipastor unless you plan on getting ninjured

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  • do killer couch

    Denise Marie CastroDenise Marie CastroAcum 5 ore
  • i hope they make tyranun

    KairoplayerKairoplayerAcum o Zi
  • I would be much more willing to take the Church's bullshit if I could be an NOC.

    Blue DripBlue DripAcum 2 Zile
  • ToUcH NoT ThY sInNiNg HaNdS

    Turner GoffTurner GoffAcum 2 Zile
  • Bro that was the funniest movie I ever seen

    Supreme fighter EXO2Supreme fighter EXO2Acum 4 Zile
  • VFX: Genius Comment with 1 million likes

    RhodosGuardRhodosGuardAcum 4 Zile
  • I can’t help thinking that this movie was made this bad on purpose.

    Kevin XKevin XAcum 4 Zile
  • f

    Lucca LawsonLucca LawsonAcum 4 Zile
  • I loooove this movie my friends and I watch it every month it’s funny every time really wished they made a sequel

    ShadowKnight IceShadowKnight IceAcum 4 Zile
  • F

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  • My head hurts wtf

    Clade ZenoClade ZenoAcum 6 Zile
  • editor: i feel like i forgot something movie: if you forgot it wasn't important the car on fire: bruh

    Apple Juice man guy person thing idklolApple Juice man guy person thing idklolAcum 7 Zile
  • you dont have to re-cock an airsoft gun dude. oh a sniper yes but not a rifle or pistol.

    otto leeverinkotto leeverinkAcum 11 Zile
  • They probable uploaded nkt edited version of the move and they didnt care

    mike DOGpromike DOGproAcum 11 Zile
  • Guys help me

    Jaxks Th9masJaxks Th9masAcum 12 Zile
  • FUN FACT: 10:37 Little did Elvis know that this was the original AND inspiration for the scene where uncle Ben gives Peter Parker his last advice.

    SisterGraySisterGrayAcum 12 Zile
  • 12:45 It is clear and simple. It was the power of love which allowed Doug to keep his inner dinosaur under control.

    hblaubhblaubAcum 12 Zile
  • Nice should be on netflix

    FERSAN The Vault DwellerFERSAN The Vault DwellerAcum 12 Zile
  • the perfect movie doesn exi--

    the gateway Drifterthe gateway DrifterAcum 13 Zile
  • I lost it at VFX: Car on fire.

    Machi-AtoMachi-AtoAcum 14 Zile
  • 17:03 what am I hearing?

    Kai KimKai KimAcum 14 Zile
  • That quote after murdering everyone is an homage to Miami Connection where they drop that quote after violently murdering everyone. Classic

    Josef GordonJosef GordonAcum 14 Zile
  • I are entertained 😃😃😃

    Josef GordonJosef GordonAcum 14 Zile
  • no no no no no it can't be everything anime has taught me about ninjas IS WRONG NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I mean not really (this movie just one big meme) but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Logan LittellLogan LittellAcum 15 Zile
  • Wait, that "ending" quote about eliminating violence... that was the same quote they used at the end of Miami Connection! That's hilarious! (That movie ended with a truckload of ninjas being killed too!! COINCIDENCE, I DON'T THINK SO!)

    Kobold NecromancerKobold NecromancerAcum 15 Zile
  • Movie perfectly made for liberals

    Keith GuntherKeith GuntherAcum 15 Zile
  • I love this movie with all my heart. It's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen.

    QuackervoltzQuackervoltzAcum 15 Zile
  • 🙉 uh what…

    - m I l k y -- m I l k y -Acum 16 Zile
  • Love that China, Vietnam and Usa have the same exact forest

    Sara VinciSara VinciAcum 18 Zile
  • 3:07 i feel weirder out by this

    Plague doctor frankiePlague doctor frankieAcum 18 Zile
  • Of course, the land where god can’t follow you. China.

    Baw SagBaw SagAcum 19 Zile
  • Tefenetly better than Jurassic park.

    Tony JonesTony JonesAcum 19 Zile
  • VFX: comment

    Jack LagJack LagAcum 19 Zile
  • 20:23 🤣🤣 20:40 😭🤣

    Andrew CaroAndrew CaroAcum 19 Zile
  • Thats a tooth...

    RobOnThatRobOnThatAcum 20 Zile
  • Franky Mermaid is the absolute best name for a PIMP I've ever heard. Masterpiece.

    Kārlis ŠulcsKārlis ŠulcsAcum 20 Zile
  • The funniest part about this is, Marco polo named a big lizard in China and in the Bible God had also made leviathans and behemoths sooooooooooo... Dinosaurs still exist in the Bible... Im Christian btw

    Dr. GuentherDr. GuentherAcum 20 Zile
  • "Only through the elimination of violence, will we finally be able to achieve world peace" _ Mahatma Gandhi

    sharzin lalebazrisharzin lalebazriAcum 21 o Zi
  • That Vietnam soldier was wearing Vans......The government lied to us. They had extremely advanced technology back then

    Alen SAlen SAcum 21 o Zi
  • I'd take Carol to pound town. Preferably with 3 Ninjas and the Velopastor over in the corner watching.

    Jay KemmJay KemmAcum 22 Zile
  • This movie made me proud of being an atheist.

    Roasting NerdRoasting NerdAcum 23 Zile
  • F for Sam

    BraydenBraydenAcum 25 Zile
  • Gotta love those tighty whities after they fuck! Women LOVE that stuff!

    SteamWorksTutorialsSteamWorksTutorialsAcum 27 Zile
  • Dino Doug, Franky Mermaid, and the Mystical Horn. Amazing porno names.

    gorgeousgamblergorgeousgamblerAcum 27 Zile
  • Should the movie not be “the tyrannosaurus priest” instead of “the velocipastor” or something?

    Wobbles74Wobbles74Acum 27 Zile
  • Your voice doesn't match your face

    Chase LapierreChase LapierreAcum 29 Zile
  • Bet it's not the first time she's taken 3 guy's at the same time 👀

    Alonso HarosAlonso HarosAcum 29 Zile
  • 20 seconds in and I'm in love

    Aheago VultureAheago VultureAcum 29 Zile
  • why should a catholic priest not believe in dinosaurs, after all catholic church support evolution and isn't creationists.

    Gripen1974Gripen1974Acum lună
  • f

    Tiki Cat StudiosTiki Cat StudiosAcum lună
  • do truth or dare

    Emanuel GarciaEmanuel GarciaAcum lună
  • The priest looks kinda like Jean-Claude Van Damme.

    flailflailflailflailflailflailAcum lună
  • dude its so stupid

    Shad MooreShad MooreAcum lună
  • Wait...God isn't in China?

    CarolCarolAcum lună
  • Jojo part 7 live action is looking great

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  • Jesus Loves You

    IV TonesIV TonesAcum lună
  • TG TF is better than this

    outerdell gamingouterdell gamingAcum lună
  • Live action Diego Brando be like:

    LugiaLugiaAcum lună
  • Guess what I’ll be watching next family movie! Can’t wait!

    Living Human LifeformLiving Human LifeformAcum lună
  • Power rangers dino thunder

    Jay ThomasJay ThomasAcum lună
  • I watched this movie last night and nearly pissed myself laughing within the first 5 minutes. *VFX: CAR ON FIRE*

    I LoveChristmasI LoveChristmasAcum lună
  • if he thinks dinosaurs never existed his childhood must have been a bummer

    Ernesto ValenciaErnesto ValenciaAcum lună
  • I feel bad for the poor souls who don't know that this gem is a parody

    SGNRyanSGNRyanAcum lună
  • Does Velocipastor look like Benedict Cumberbatch’s little muscular brother to anyone else? No? Alright... *VFX: Car On Fire*

    Justice WilsonJustice WilsonAcum lună
  • this movie made me pee, fart, cum and cry

    garfgarfAcum lună
  • The exorcist is Aurelio Voltaire 💕

    Juliana VJuliana VAcum lună
  • When the chinese guy said "do u have any last words" he sounded just like yoda I lol'd.

    Laura GravesLaura GravesAcum lună
  • Should’ve been call the T-Rev for Reverend.

    Su Hu D Feran DeSu Hu D Feran DeAcum lună
  • F

    Jack EatonJack EatonAcum lună
  • Only saw this movie as a meme and thought it was not real lol

    gowon's burnt nuggetsgowon's burnt nuggetsAcum lună
  • "Carol, hello..." -SLAP- 😂😂 now that's hilarious.

    Sean McFetridgeSean McFetridgeAcum lună
  • This movie make me want to hit my head in the table for they're lazy production

    Mary Angelique CruzMary Angelique CruzAcum lună
  • "And I appreciate that." That killed me for some reason😂

    Summer ThompkinsSummer ThompkinsAcum lună
  • Scary monsters...

    Magic NickMagic NickAcum lună
  • Please Please Please do Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

    Sean GarrisonSean GarrisonAcum lună
  • LMAO 😂 even 5% ginger, is 5% too much ginger for his parents.

    Say10zTripz 6Say10zTripz 6Acum lună
  • Can you do a video on the disturbing movies iceberg?

    Cale StobbieCale StobbieAcum lună
  • Touch not thy sinning hands Jezebel!!!

    Music LaboratoryMusic LaboratoryAcum lună
  • Carol is batshit attractive.

    Baron GeislerBaron GeislerAcum lună
  • What happened to him being in china

    Jack MalvaneyJack MalvaneyAcum lună
  • Holy shot the extra who plays the exorcist is Aurelio Voltaire omg

    Owen WatkinsOwen WatkinsAcum lună
  • F

    Daniel GamingDaniel GamingAcum lună
  • “He’s transforming into some kinda of lizard-” Zuckerburg’s at is again boys

    Frying PanFrying PanAcum lună
  • Movie: doesent care about raptor abuse Me: AHHH DELETE THIS

    MarcMarcAcum lună
  • The exorcist is Aurelio Voltaire

    Squidtron GamingSquidtron GamingAcum lună
  • This movie made me find Jesus again. But not really.

    Speeding AtheistSpeeding AtheistAcum lună
  • I resent the whole "in order to be Christian, you can't believe in dinosaurs/evolution/basic science" thing. The Bible only contests the idea of evolution if you take it literally, but pretty much nothing in it is meant to be taken literally, and if you take its creation stories as METAPHORS - which is what they are - they actually LINE UP with the theory of evolution. Like, replace "day" with "stage" in the whole "God made the world in seven days" thing, and its depiction of the development of the world lines up perfectly with what science says happened. I mean maybe not PERFECTLY, but like…first came light (the universe as a whole), then water (the cooling of our planet), then the plants, then the sky (as in the sky as seen through our current atmosphere thanks to the plants), then animals, then humans (which evolved from a certain line of animals), and now we're on the seventh "day", wherein God isn't doing shit. We are currently IN the "seventh day" of the Christian creation myth. But yeah, this book that's been translated through like a hundred different languages over thousands of years, when it says "day", it means "24 hours, a single rotation of the Earth on its axis", that's definitely the original translation of the original version of this ancient text that's gone through a few dozen too many games of telephone and it cannot be interpreted any other way, therefore evolution isn't possible. Yup. Checks out. People are so fucking stupid… V_V

    Wandergirl108Wandergirl108Acum lună
  • In fact, I heard about this movie through memes, but I thought it was gonna have some cgi or higher budget. The budget of this movie was someone's pocket change and a coupon for a pack of free Oscar Mayer hotdogs.

    Trevor WilsonTrevor WilsonAcum lună
  • Y’know, as a Catholic, I’ve always thought that Christian media was pretty sad and overly preachy nonsense. But this? Oh, this is beautiful.

    madgirlmuahahamadgirlmuahahaAcum lună
  • No one: Me: Carol- what is this man doing here Dug- well he walked in my room Carol- ok Dug- I looked at him Carol- mmhmm Dug- and I clawed him 47 times in the chest Carol- duuuuugg that kills people Dug- oh how would I know that Carol- wait where are his hands Dug- I don’t know Carol- Dug. Where are his hands Dug- I had the rumbles for hands Carol- Duuuuuuggggg

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  • Diego brando

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  • At least it isn’t The Amazing Bulk, please do that

    Charles TallmanCharles TallmanAcum lună
  • This film would be better as an anime series. Just like Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid but with less bitches crying rape about a massive lewdly harem.

    AnglepsychoAnglepsychoAcum lună
  • I highly suggest you try out kung pow, it's a serious kung fu movie repurposed by an american studio into a comedy

    Tassa darthTassa darthAcum lună
  • You call it a movie?

    Alfredo Salvador Musmeci FernándezAlfredo Salvador Musmeci FernándezAcum lună
  • Based on a doodle on a cocktail napkin by Edward D Wood Jr

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  • Hooker gets slapped by fat Pimp Hooker defeats 3 ninjas without training. Yep.

    Joshua GerberJoshua GerberAcum lună
  • I imagine Cinema Sins has a riveting video review, chock full of snarky big brain complaints about preachers not really being able to turn into velociraptors and what not.

    Drakerot BiafraDrakerot BiafraAcum 2 luni
  • i was debating about watching this movie until i saw "VFX: Car on Fire" and now im definitely watching this.

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