Awful Summer Life Hacks (life hacks by Blossom)

18 aug. 2019
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Your wife left you? ...well did you try a pool noodle?
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Comentarii
  • I love the dog

    Tea DrinkerTea DrinkerAcum 9 ore
  • Yes,pool noodles are very common. But i dont have one

    The Gamer 8237The Gamer 8237Acum 13 ore
    • Elvis: I dont have a pool noodle real him: 6:17

      The Gamer 8237The Gamer 8237Acum 13 ore
  • it's less of a life hack video and more of a pool noodle infomercial

    Glitch TrapsGlitch TrapsAcum 16 ore
  • Poolnoodel

    Espen VosEspen VosAcum 21 oră
  • I mean,the pool noodle hack could *technically* work,as black does,in fact,absorb most wavelengths produced by the sun,but honestly,no No one would need a singular device just for that purpose.I mean,you could still use the hula hoop,as it wasn't altered,but I guess the trash bag and the pool noodles just have to go to hell And almost,if not all of these "life hacks" would just be more impractical than other simplified solutions,or just sometimes utterly useless. It's just another form of a content farm,which I've seen too many god damn times,because they don't care about what eventually becomes the "final product" P.s. I actually have an x-acto knife,which I use for model kits,but there's no hope in hell that I'd use it for this bullshit with pool noodles and extra pool noodles

    elipsicle artselipsicle artsAcum o Zi
  • No you.

    Jack DrawsJack DrawsAcum o Zi
  • No you.

    Jack DrawsJack DrawsAcum o Zi
  • I remember mom would sometimes get pool noodles to easily cover legs or edges of furniture so if we bumped into them (cus we're a very clumsy family) it wouldn't hurt as much.

    Aftertale FanaticAftertale FanaticAcum 2 Zile
  • This vid has 1k dislikes why ??????????

    pandora rosepandora roseAcum 2 Zile
  • Pool noodles are from GOD!

    TCDP diamondTCDP diamondAcum 2 Zile
  • idk about usa but in israel pool noodles are pretty common and cheap, they cost aroun 1 dollar for 1 and it'll be cheaper to do this useless thing than to buy this useless thing ]

    Slimdobloon Eitan SavSlimdobloon Eitan SavAcum 3 Zile
  • Spread them cheeks

    Justin PowellJustin PowellAcum 3 Zile
  • I tried the pool heating one yearrsssss ago before all these DIY channels got big. That shit does not work - like at allllll Maybe if it was a kids pool but with an adult pool- no way

    Jacob DeSio CommercialJacob DeSio CommercialAcum 3 Zile
  • I hit the like buttond with a poolnoodle

    Csaba TamasovicsCsaba TamasovicsAcum 4 Zile
  • Whait but he said he din’t onwn a poolnoltel

    Stephanie LoomisStephanie LoomisAcum 4 Zile
  • spread them cheeks

    Eddie EdwardEddie EdwardAcum 4 Zile
  • The 2 lazy to swim idea lmao just use the pool noodles that’s what they are for

    Eric MykietynEric MykietynAcum 4 Zile
  • but elvish ?I have pool n0o0odeles I tyghink pool noodles are veureaht common everbnody hgas a pool noodele elvishgr

    Ρrᥱgᥲ꧑ᥱΡrᥱgᥲ꧑ᥱAcum 5 Zile
    • Yeh

      cubix_memcubix_memAcum 4 Zile
  • 1:13 I'm weak 💀

    TiarawwwTiarawwwAcum 6 Zile
  • The trashbag thing really does work to heat up your pool but you need to cover alot of it and works just as well if you lay them in just like that without hulahoop or poolnoodles

    BambiBambiAcum 6 Zile
  • Can’t believe the people that don’t admire the video and instead judge everything ._.

    TyrantTyrantAcum 6 Zile
  • Fr though imma put pool noodles on those hard metal stands under my bed because that's actually useful, saves me pain, and it's covered so like...it works for hidden toe killers

    Christina GreenlawChristina GreenlawAcum 7 Zile
  • 4:51 lol bioshock reference

    Ana ChisegaAna ChisegaAcum 7 Zile
  • if you're too lazy to swim i don't think you'd want to take 20 mins sewing together a pool noodle and a mesh bag

    DanielDanielAcum 7 Zile
  • Elvis: cuts a very simple hole Elvis: hey I actually *did it* Lol ily

    televisionghosttelevisionghostAcum 8 Zile
  • The heating pool one might be legit cuz the color black absorbs most sunlight

    Mistika Krika A.K.A Metro The FrankenbotMistika Krika A.K.A Metro The FrankenbotAcum 8 Zile
  • In elvis russia, noodle sucks you!

    Trazyn the InfiniteTrazyn the InfiniteAcum 9 Zile
  • mM yEs I bE lOvIn ThEm PoOl NoOdLeS

    it is iit is iAcum 9 Zile
  • i need an audio file thats just elvis saying "shut the fuck up!"

    it is iit is iAcum 9 Zile
  • Did your tank gun break? Just use a pool noodle!

    Not Perfect At BlitzNot Perfect At BlitzAcum 10 Zile
  • Well elshs i thnk pol noodlzzz ar very commmmon

    Henry GrayHenry GrayAcum 12 Zile
  • Bring people back from the dead? Pool noodle.

    Danielle DolipasDanielle DolipasAcum 14 Zile
  • Take a shot every time Elvis says pool noodle

    InklingFan77 Mettaton1936InklingFan77 Mettaton1936Acum 14 Zile
  • Wait, it’s a fucking pool already exposed to the sun with light going through the water so how the hell is covering the water going to make it warmer, if anything it just insulates the water blocking warm sunlight...

    BMT115BMT115Acum 15 Zile
  • There was only 1 thing in that video that didnt use a pool noodle

    quantM the foxquantM the foxAcum 15 Zile
  • And nummper to it shows it in a public pool soooo yeah

    No BodyNo BodyAcum 15 Zile
  • but elvish ?i have pool nuouodeles i tyghink pool noodles are veureant common everbnody hgas a pool noodele elvishgr

    Bryce PlummerBryce PlummerAcum 16 Zile
  • Have an accidental pregnancy? You don’t want your kid? Just use a pool noodle

    MattoonnMattoonnAcum 16 Zile
  • but elvish ?!I have pool n0o0odeles i tyghink pool noodles are veureaht common everbnody hgas a pool noodele elvishgr

    Usaxis MakerUsaxis MakerAcum 16 Zile
  • Don’t question me, nurse! Get me the liston knife and my garbage bag! Now!

    Bruh MomentBruh MomentAcum 17 Zile
  • This video brought to you but Pool Noodles inc.

    Daddy VladdyDaddy VladdyAcum 18 Zile
  • Bottom line: these female dominated life hack channels would be more honest if they all just twerked for the cam

    john simsjohn simsAcum 18 Zile
  • but elvish ?I have pool n0o0odeles I tyghink pool noodles are veureaht common everbnody hgas a pool noodele elvishgr

    What_Do_You_WantYTWhat_Do_You_WantYTAcum 20 Zile
  • The pool noodle is usefull

    apple pieapple pieAcum 20 Zile
  • The pool noodle heater could heat a hot tub but hot tubs have built in heaters so useless

    William ChudeckeWilliam ChudeckeAcum 20 Zile
  • But elvish ?I have pool n0o0odeles i tyghink pool noodles are veureaht common everbnody hgas a pool noodele elvishgr Achtally Evreush i have a Wash bag i think everbugi has wSah gab

    Andrej DjokicAndrej DjokicAcum 20 Zile
  • I like this fella

    Moyo AdeyemiMoyo AdeyemiAcum 21 o Zi
  • but elvish ?! I have pool n0o0odeles I tyghink pool noodles are veureaht common everbnody hgas a pool noodele elvishgr

    big strong monkebig strong monkeAcum 21 o Zi
  • Is your neighbor bothering you? Use a pool noodle.

    ŠesŠesAcum 22 Zile
  • "You can probably fuck on this thing!"elvis 2k19

    AJ HernandezAJ HernandezAcum 22 Zile
  • Need something to feed your dog who is starving? poolnoodle.

    lego my eggolego my eggoAcum 22 Zile
  • The 1.2k dislikes are from Blossom's sub-bots

    Mr BudderMr BudderAcum 22 Zile
  • Wanna get away with murder. USE A MOTHER FUCKING pOoL nOodLe

    Darius ShinesDarius ShinesAcum 23 Zile
  • i live in australia and it's super common to have a pool noodle haha

    Baldi BaldimoreBaldi BaldimoreAcum 23 Zile
  • THE WORLD IS GETTING EATEN BY A GIANT DEMON blossom: get the pool noodle everybody: *jumps into death*

    fighting cans deluxefighting cans deluxeAcum 24 Zile
  • Me: lafths at the horribal spelling Also me: is bad at speeling

    Daryan FishDaryan FishAcum 24 Zile
  • Are you about to go defend your kingdom, but forgot your sword? Use a pool noodle!

    itzmeggy 007itzmeggy 007Acum 24 Zile
  • The dog looks so concerned when you do the table leg part

    Dr. BismarckDr. BismarckAcum 25 Zile
  • I have X-Acto knife

    N KoN KoAcum 25 Zile
  • B1t 3lvish h0w d0 I m4k3 a t0weL 0u4 0f p0oL n0odl3s

    The WhiteMonsterThe WhiteMonsterAcum 25 Zile
  • Want to loose weight! POOL NOODLE Free Condom! POOL NOODLE floatie! POOL NOODLE Want to heat your pool! POOL NOODLE Want to grow your dieing channel! POOL NOODLE

    The WhiteMonsterThe WhiteMonsterAcum 25 Zile
  • Elvis: who has one of those knives laying around Also him: has one laying around *or* Make a knife out of pool noodle *WITH A KNIFE*

    noodlemationsnoodlemationsAcum 26 Zile
  • Yay a year old video

    Alejandro BethelmyAlejandro BethelmyAcum 26 Zile
  • Life hack: If you don't have a pool noodle, EPDM rubber foam pipe insulation can be used instead.

    Uncle MontyUncle MontyAcum 27 Zile
  • Hummmm couldn’t put it all the way in because it was too short hummmmmmmmm (hummmmmm intensifies) just use a pool noodle (pills exist) Pills: Oh go fuck your self with a pool noodle.

    That lone wanderer Over thereThat lone wanderer Over thereAcum 27 Zile
  • Sex life not intresting enough? _Pool noodle._

    TheHentaiCriticTheHentaiCriticAcum 27 Zile
  • In this vid: Elvis shows that the hacks sometimes work to an extent and proves himself wrong. Still, these are retarded.

    Jude EisenhandlekJude EisenhandlekAcum 27 Zile
  • 4:09 better question what the hell is a mesh bag?

    Garth in the TardisGarth in the TardisAcum 27 Zile
  • yellowstone mountain erupting and causing the end of civilization? *p o o l n o o d l e*

    LuRkFaCe 4224LuRkFaCe 4224Acum 27 Zile
  • In a life threatening situation? A robber has stabbed your kidney? Just get out the *Pool noodle* and *STAB THE AGRRESOR, DRAIN HIS BLOOD THEN SELL HIS ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET*

    Hey im LithuanianHey im LithuanianAcum 27 Zile
  • The dog on the chair is like:Elvis,why did you do this to me?

    White WidowWhite WidowAcum 27 Zile
  • 9:18 Do you feel the s u c c t i o n?

    Jose Donato Rivera SalazarJose Donato Rivera SalazarAcum 28 Zile
  • Parents getting a divorce Pool noodle

    Molly ShermanMolly ShermanAcum 28 Zile
  • You didnt understand almost any of these

    Marko JovanovicMarko JovanovicAcum 29 Zile
  • If I don't see you using tools made out of pool noodles everywhere in your home, I won't talk to you at all.

    Hi I'm 12Hi I'm 12Acum 29 Zile
  • Lol let's start a church of the pool noodles!!!!!

    Paul SpanglerPaul SpanglerAcum 29 Zile
  • 7:40 the next 5 minutes its in pieces

    MarveyzingMarveyzingAcum 29 Zile
  • awe they could of said" its the seasun" so sea AND sun, 2/10 very disappointed

    Hayley CrouchHayley CrouchAcum lună
  • Elvis: Who has an Exacto-knife just lying around???!!! Also Elvis: So we grab this Exacto-knife here.....

    Kitsune FyoraKitsune FyoraAcum lună
  • Want to commit tax fraud p o o l n o o d l e

    TortelliniTortelliniAcum lună
  • Really, I have pool noodles Elvis you ignorant fuck

    GiantdadGiantdadAcum lună
  • Are you homeless? Well buy some fucking pool noodles

    BenSwoloBenSwoloAcum lună
  • the fact that he actually tried... Mad respect for him

    Hecc MannHecc MannAcum lună
  • Just put a pool noodle on it

    Ants FLAnts FLAcum lună
  • I love the way they do their titles

    Ants FLAnts FLAcum lună
  • buityr elvoash!?! i ahvre a p[oool nod;le pevery pbvody jhas a ppoool anodle

    MattCatMattCatAcum lună
  • 9:21 POV : you are playing with his long Noodle

    Definitely WolfDefinitely WolfAcum lună
  • My marriage was saved By *POOL NOODLE*

    Shiznit 91Shiznit 91Acum lună
  • Too lazy to swim? Well whip out the needle, thread, pool noodles, scissors and mesh bag, get up, go inside and waste 45 minutes sewing and cuttin because it takes less effort then floating in water.

    Panda MilkShakePanda MilkShakeAcum lună
  • This stuff is just a great way to show how poor/cheap you are.

    PTRD 41PTRD 41Acum lună
  • When people stop buying toilet paper and start buying pool noodle This is why

    NoNoAcum lună
  • Not gonna lie, I kinda want that Big daddy pool thingy

    Dragon SDragon SAcum lună
  • So this is the new century God save us all *cough* *cough*

    Arthur MorganArthur MorganAcum lună
  • Im sorry elvis but i think you should stick to movie reviews.

    Rip FilthyFrankRip FilthyFrankAcum lună
  • What is that fire background music

    CaticalismicCaticalismicAcum lună
  • My mother actually uses pool noodles in her boots to keep them standing up it's f****** insane

    David GordonDavid GordonAcum lună
  • Elvis: Hey guys who's having a great summer Me in 2020: Well you see

    Hazelw_03Hazelw_03Acum lună
  • Seems like these idiots have no idea they can buy these stupid stuff form Amazon

    COMRADECOMRADEAcum lună
  • I don't have a Pool noodle.

    shattered diamondshattered diamondAcum lună
  • Forgot the pool noodle dog

    Wintersolo9Wintersolo9Acum lună
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